A whatever-the-fuck-that-is stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 6th of February, 2026, is a day of absolutely zero importance. Although this being has existed for many years, it is only today it will be given a name!

What will the name of this kittycat be?

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No. Absolutely not.

That's better.

Your name is DREWEE. As was previously mentioned it is a DAY OF ZERO IMPORTANCE. Your room is rather EMPTY, save for a few pieces of FURNITURE. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You draw on occasion but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a passion for REALLY AWESOME INDIE GAMES. You also have other SECRET CREATIVE PROJECTS that are ONGOING AT THE MOMENT.

What will you do?

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Your bed seems rather annoyed with you. Look at it's bored and bothered demeanor staring into your soul. Is it perhaps bothered by the MOVIE-ACCURATE PILLOW you have rested atop it? You're PRETTY SURE this is what all pillows look like in AMERICA.
Nah. Your taste in tapestry is merely lacking. The thing you call HUMOR, but could reasonably be equated to BEING BORING, has influenced your taste. Shame. Makes for a cool cape though.

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Now THIS is what you call style and fashion. You don your all-powerful SUPERHERO CAPE and you feel like you're unstoppable! You proceed to flex and pose like an adventurer. Surely, this is the prequel to something greatttttttttyyyyyyyyeah you look like an idiot. Better put it back.

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Ah, your posters. Can you believe how expensive these were? Printing is pricey. These are only some of your favorite games, and you can't stop talking about them! Their development, characters, and lore are so interesting to you, and both are coincidentally inspired by asian culture! You have very strong opinions about the latter game's sequel. We do not talk about the sequel.
You check around for any possible secrets, but to no avail. The only thing you find is some dust built up on the totally visible scotch tape. Totally.

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Cube? What cube? You're quite certain there has never been, and never will be, a bolted down cube in this room!
You turn the camera around. Whatever that means. Your drawer looks quite delectable today.

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What filth! Just glancing at it gives you palpitations. RED CHEEKS MAGAZINE is truly a sight to behold...

In reality, this is just your LIMITED-EDITION SEVERELY MISCOLORED BLUE CHEEKS MAGAZINE. Not as erotic, thankfully. Still quite the embarassment! It's not like anyone comes in here anyway, otherwise you'd be toast.
It's also hardback for some reason. Don't think about it.

You are beating. Or, well... your heart is while looking at this. You beat it to BLUE CHEEKS pretty regularly, you'd say.

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You check out your drawer's lower cabinet, as you don't use the top one. You have a COUPLE (~) OF SOCKS, a FEW (~) MISCELLANEOUS CLOTHES that all look the same, ONE (1) CHEWED UP SHOE, FIVE HUNDRED (500) BOOTLEG POKEMON CARDS, THE WRATH OF GOD (~), A SINGLE (1) PENNY and THREE (3) SUSPICIOUS LOOKING JARS.

You won't see these due to creator convenience.

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...Okay.
You're gonna need to fold these up again later.

Huh?

Seems like one of your buddies is bothering you.

Shit. Seems like this day isn't as non-important as you initially thought, you were gonna play that hit new game with her!

Hey, you may have forgotten, but at least things are fine. You probably have a bit more time to mess around in your room. Game's downloaded already anyway.